Hello, everyone! I decided to make a network! Read below if you want to join.
- must be following Denny and Teddy
- must reblog this
- must post Doctor Who (multifandom is okay)
Once you’ve done this:
- ask Denny or Teddy as which character you want to be added
- give us your email so we can make you a member of the network
Congratulations, you’re now a member of The Screwdriver Network:
- you will get a follow from both of us if not already
- you can ask us anytime for a promo or advice or our help with something
- you will be able to talk to us about Doctor Who or other cool stuff
- you will get our love and friendship
Now go and join us :3
SO i’LL CHECK BACK EVERY NOW AND THEN TO SEE IF SOMEONE HAS SENT ME MESSAGES OR ANYTHING, BUT i’M LEAVING UNTIL AFTER i SEE SHERLOCK. i CANT EVEN WITH HOW MANY SPOILERS ARE ON MY BLOG RIGHT NOW. I HAVE TO GO.
HOW DO I BLOCK POSTS OFF OF MY DASH?!?!?!?! i HAVEN’T SEEN SHERLOCK YET AND THERE ARE SPOILERS EVERYWHERE! HELP ME!
Love doesn’t come with a contract: you give me this I gave you that. It’s scary business. Your heart and soul is on the line. Baby why else would I be standing round here so tongue-tied? If I knew what I was doing I’d be doing it right now. I would be the best damn poet, silver words out of my mouth. Well my words might not be magic, but they cut straight to the truth, so if you need a lover and a friend Baby I’m in.
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.
NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING
NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE
GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat
don’t do it! it makes such a mess. Seriously. Also. Ants. Motherfucking Ants Everywhere.
"Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can."
Unknown (via fridakathykahlo
Rest In Peace James Avery
You played the role of the stern but caring father that many of us looked up to and learned from. We thank you for gracing us with your presence for so many years, and we won’t soon forget you. Thank you